![]() ![]() ![]() My cheesy beach pick up lines are shore to win your heart.Īnd IIIIIIIiiiiiiii whale always love you. I have to say: I’m totally coco-nuts for you If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple I get a rush of en- dolphins just looking at you. I’ve been looking for salmon just like you. This might be crazy, but should we tide the knot? Psst: It’s not cool to go up to strangers on the beach and use these pick up lines on them - only use them, jokingly, with people you already know and love! There’s a sail going on! Cheesy Beach Puns and Beach Pick Up Lines Schooner or later, I’ll run out of beach puns. I have a sense of urgen- sea to get to the beach. I can sea clearly now, the rain has gone… If I hear one more bad beach pun, I’m going to have a sea-sure. This is sardinely an excellent fish pun, no?Ĭan I make a quick lobster-vation? Sea Puns When a moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s a- moray! I’m hooked on an eel-ing, high on believing… I manta apply more sunscreen, but I forgot! I forgot to put sunscreen on my face, now minnows is sunburned! That beach pun was so bad, I’m going to have to con- fish-cate it. I’ve been herring rumors about this beautiful beach… Keep your friends close, and your anemones closer. I think I need a sturgeon.Ĭurrently octo-pied sitting on the beach! Tell you my favorite beach? It’s really to be so Pacific.ĭon’t call me while I’m at the beach: I’m sun- screening my calls.Īrrrr you going to join me at the beach, matey?īay, you’ve got to stop with the beach puns - they’re too much. I try to avoid pier pressure and just do my own thing. I’m not mad, that’s just my resting beach face Life’s a beach, but don’t let yourself get tide down I’m a crazy son of a beach, but you love me anyway ![]() How are you feeling today? I’m fin-tastic! Thank you for supporting the free content on this site! For more information on affiliate links and cookies, see my disclosure page for more details. Note: This post contains affiliate links, which means I may receive a small commission if you purchase something through one of these links. ![]()
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